Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.

The first, an engineer, said his dog could do math with calculation. His

dog's name was T-Square, and he told him to get some paper and a pencil and

draw a square, a circle, and a triangle, which the dog did with no sweat.


The accountant said he thought his dog was better. His dog was named Slide

Rule. He told him to fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back, and divide

them into piles of three, which he did with no problem.


The chemist said that was good, but felt his dog was better. His dog,

Measure, was told to get a quart of milk and poor seven ounces of milk into

a ten ounce glass. The dog did this with no problem.


All three men agreed this was very good and told the fourth man, "What can

your dog do?"


The Government Man called his dog, whose name was Coffee Break, and said,

"Show the fellows what you can do." Coffee Break went over and ate the

cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the paper, screwed the other three dogs

and claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance for unsafe

working conditions, applied for Workmans Compensation and left for home on

sick leave.

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